First drops of tears

So you all wonder why the blog's titled "First drop of tears" Well... to be honest, I haven't even imagined this afternoon to be so emotional. But hey.

I was watching Mighty Joe Young and the last scene. It was too touching. I couldn't help but to shed a tear.

lol... I can do this from Google

Friends... what are they?

Well... Look, I admit I've had a few issues with friends lately, or "friends" if you may, and I got sent this by a true friend... thank you *hugs* and I'd like to share it with all those who care.

Fake Friends: Never ask for food
True Friends: Are the reason you have no food

Fake Friends: Call your mum and dad Mr. and Mrs.
True Friends: Call your mum and dad "mum" and "dad"

Fake Friends: Have never seen you cry
True Friends: Cry with you

Fake Friends: Borrow you stuff for a few days and give it back
True Friends: Keep your things for so long they forget it's yours

Fake Friends: Know a few things about you
True Friends: Could write an entire book about you with direct quotes from you

Fake Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
True Friends: Will kick the crowds asses for leaving you behind

Fake Friends: Would knock on your front door
True Friends: Would walk in and say "I'm home"

Fake Friends: Are for a while
True Friends: Are for life

Fake Friends: Will take your drink away when you've had enough
True Friends: Will look at you stumbling over the place and say "Dude, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste anything"

Fake Friends: Will talk rubbish to the person who talks rubbish about you
True Friends: Will knock them out

Fake Friends: Would ignore this
True Friends: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!

So... update!

Well well well...

So I haven't been on this for a little while... only a month!!! Pfft... so I'm gonna update now... several things to bitch about.

a) Exams were hectic, and I hate exams
b) Results:

• EDUF3024 (84)
• EDUF2007 (75)
• MATH2068 (70)
• MATH2968 (34)

Yes... it's a 34! Deal with it.

c) When Tom Clement mentioned he got invited to tutor at NMSS, I mentioned how cool it would be to go back. This year, Terry (the organiser) was looking for tutors and through the words of Tom!!! I'm back to NMSS!!! As a tutor!!! It's gonna rock!!! I'll be down there 7 - 20 January... YAY!

Saw Marathon

OMG... you guys MISSED the best day of horror movies! How about a Saw marathon? So yeh... went to Andy's house for Saw 1 and 2 and believe me, I normally don't get grosed out very much, but Saw did it. I got my gut feeling during them, and I haven't had them for a long while.

Then afterwards, we went to Thai and then we went to Broadway for saw 3! And I assure you, as much as the fact that there wasn't much storyline to it, the gore was soooooo good!

Anyhow... I think I have to go, cos people are going to train station!

Ciao

Failing my maths course!

So, why a post at 11 am you ask... well well well...

1) My maths exam was this morning at 9:20am
2) I knew about 70% of my course
3) I was able to use about 20% of what I knew
4) Exam started, and about half way into it, I have done all that I could
5) That's like 2 parts out of 2 questions (out of a total of 6 questions)
6) I'm now in Carslaw computer lab changing my enrolment
7) This is an action due to the fact that I know I'll fail
8) Hence changing the enrolment so I'm overloading, if I fail, I'll do it, otherwise, it's dropped

There ya go, that's why I'm posting at 11:05 am!

What names ACTUALLY mean?

In a SEXUAL context of course.


Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, has the potential to be stalked.
Adrian - small todger, probably gay.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex - cute but a liar and a cheater.
Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule.
Andrew - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Antonio - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
Arnold - loser.
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
Ashley - wanker who's losing his hair.
Barry - lights fires, pinches girl's bottoms and is well hung.
Ben - looks like he has been pulled through a hedge backwards and chews with his mouth open.
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.
Brandon - good looking but uses girls.
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time. (Dear oh Dear)
Brett - worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian - a wanna be charmer, he's not the Messiah he's just a very, very naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid
Bronsen - annoying and never grows up
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Cameron - Australian, like Bruce.
Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly
Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christopher - soppy and too clingy to make a relationship last. spends most of his life drunk and kisses like a washing machine.
Christian - very sexy and seductive, full of his self. (CK)
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
Clive - very sweet and adores girls, but prefers to watch.
Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.
Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig - the lights on but no ones at home.
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - sweetest guy in the world,soft and gentle but good in bed! hes a keeper!!!!!!
Darren - charming, but sleeps with men.
Daryl - smells bad, has no real mates.
David - hottie and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. Can be gay! <<<
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his ****.
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.
Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.
Don - dickhead.
Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
Drew - bad
Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
Dylan - horny bastard, who can't sing.
Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's an arsehole.
Elliott - full of himself.
Eric - shy.
Ewan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
Frank - "different"
Fred - sucks pig's dicks & swallows the lot.
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
Gary - dreams about mud wrestling girls. drug addict but willing to share.
Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves, treats girls like s*** also a wanker.
Glen - the sweetest guy
Graeme - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
Graham - will screw anything.
Grant - HORNY! But so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
Harry - has back hair.
Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Hathem - smooth, but manipulative, not to bet trusted around young girls.
Hayden - tries hard.
Henry - has gay like movements frequently. likes to run every where. would screw wellington boots.
Howard - likes small breasts
Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him... yeah right!
Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.
Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jamie - scum of the earth.
James - built like a horse. likes to bite while kissing.
Jason - big headed. never fails to grab the girls attention, full of bullshit.
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.
Jeff - really ugly.
Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
Joel - arse.
John - has no friends or life
Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.
Jon - countless two timer and bully.
Jonathon - loud, sex mad and great with it
Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.
Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh - full of himself, fun.
Junior - hottie and totally good at football.
Justin - aggravating but loveable, insecure but successful. (Aggravating... so true)
Judith - Eats a lot, likes to feel superior.
Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.
Kane - an absolute and complete arsehole.
Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis.
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem
Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
Kurt - can kick anyone's arse.
Kyle - hornball who eats too many corn chips.
Lance - Plays with his penis cos no one else will.
Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.
Laurie - short and funny looking.
Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.
Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.
Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub.
Liam - loud mouthed arsehole.
Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.
Luke - seems to be sweet. bit of a tosser though.
Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
Marc - an idiot, who can't spell. would do anything for sex.
Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy bastard.
Matt - likes drink and is full of s***.
Mathew - has less brains than a donkey does in one of it's hoofs. thinks constantly about porn. (Yes, only one t... so that means you Mr . Rodley)
Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl.
Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
Mike - shag muffin.
Mohammed - small penis.
Morgan - the only thing that is big is his ego.
Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
Nick - nice
Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.
Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
Oscar - loser.
Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.
Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.
Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.
Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big.
Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.
Rikki - the f^$king greatest in the world, everyone loves this guy... no faults at all.
Rob - constantly watches porn.
Ron - spends most of his time looking at the base of his spine, when his head is up his own arse.
Roy - total loser and computer genius.
Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell - likes to play in the leaves, which makes him an arsehole.
Ryan - tall with sexy body and even sexier mind.
Sam - wannabe sex machine.
Scott - has serious disabilities. also takes it up the butt.
Sean - has small testicles and no friends.
Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Shane - not very nice, lies to pick faults (changed now)
Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.
Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Says he is the man but talks bollocks.
Spencer - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster.
Steve - popular and funny & hung like a donkey.
Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed.
Ted - hairy, sensitive and a great shag.
Teddy - great friend, crap boyfriend. clowns have been known to look more stylish.
Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
Toby - best blow ever.
Tom - extremely arrogant.
Tommy - no
Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around, prefers getting done up the arse
Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Troy - cute and popular.
Taylor - happy, laughing hyena.
Warren - cool, homosexual guy.
Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.
Will - wishes he were popular.
William - tall, dark and handsom. ie when it's dark, he is handsom and tall.
Zach - sweet and polite and adorable.
Zack - thinks he is superman. great in bed due to ego.
Zahid devious and sly. Not to be trusted.

Here's a little survey conducted in England and the US to see WHAT is the sexiest name, here are the results

Sexiest female names:

1. Christine
2. Cheryl
3. Melanie (I know Melindas ad Melissas...)
4. Dawn
5. Heather
6. Jennifer (Wu? Yager?)
7. Marilyn *ew... old PE teacher at my school
8. Michelle (Shell!!!)
9. Susan (Susy!)
10. Samantha (Sam!)
11. Catherine
12. Amanda (Hahahah Go you Stripes)
13. Kerry
14. Claire (Hahaha Go you Notes)
15. Natalie
16. Gabrielle
17. Charise
18. Pamela

It is only fair to include male ones too...

1. Paul
2. Mark
3. Adam (Norvs!)
4. David
5. Steven
6. Clint (What kind of name is Clint?)
7. Michael (Ooh aah)
8. James (I know a few of these)
9. Robert
10. Richard
11. Christopher
12. Justin (Hahaha... Justin eh?)

Well they conducted another one in Australia, and look at the results:

Top 20 Female names

1. Kelly, Kellie or Kelli
2. Danielle (well... what can I say?)
3. Kristina, Kristy, Kristin, Christina, Tina
4. Emily
5. Sydney
6. Nicole (!)
7. Courtney
8. Melissa (There you go Mel!)
9. Janis, Janice or Jan
10. Ashley (Hahah Ooh aah Greg)
11. Jamie
12. Sian
13. Paige
14. Romy
15. Mariah or Maria
16. Rhiannon
17. Leigh, Lee or Leighann
18. Jennifer or Jenna (Even on the Australia list)
19. Serena
20. Lizabeth, Lisabeth, Elizabeth or Liz

Top 20 male names:

1. Sean or Shawn
2. Cody
3. Matthew or Matt
4. Kyle
5. Drew or Andrew
6. Jason or Jase (my brother?)
7. Joe or Joey
8. Jonathan (Tim's brother?)
9. Austin
10. William
11. Tony or Anthony (Anthony!!!)
12. Brad
13. Brandon or Bran (Nope, not Brendan)
14. Robert or Rob
15. Liam
16. Greg (Hainsay!!!)
17. Evan (EJ!)
18. Travis
19. Romeo
20. Trent (Papa Trent)

Stupid online tests

Your Hillbilly Name Is...

Clitus Houston

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Your French Name is:

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You Belong in the UK

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Your Element Is Air

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Your German Name is:

Burkhard Jakob

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Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect

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Nicolas Prudhomme

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HONK!

So so so, you ask where on earth I've been up to? Well... here's a little summary for the last week. It's been really interesting in some sense.

First I'd have to start from Joel's SMS 3 Tuesdays ago, that day, Joel sent me an SMS asking whether or not I was interested in doing a musical... and so I replied saying I'd love to, then that same Thursday, I went in and played for MUSE (Syd Uni Musical Theatre Society), had a rehearsal on Sunday with Andy (the musical director) and did so on the following Tuesday, but by then I've realised that there was gonna be no way that I was goin to learn all of the piano part, so I said to Andy, if he could get a more competent player, I'm happy to drop out, otherwise I'd do the show, so Thursday comes, I hear that he got Alan to play, so I'm like sweet...

That next Tuesday, I had to fill in for Alan for one night cos he can't play on Tuesdays... and so I went and played, at the end of the night I asked what Andy was still missing, and he said, Trumpet/Flugelhorn, Saxophone, a guitarist and a drummer, so words slipped outta my mouth and I said "oh, I could play the Sax, shame I don't have one!" Then all of a sudden, 4 members ofthe cast, when asked, approached Andy and said, you know what, I have a sax that he could borrow... And guess what! By the next rehearsal, I was a saxophonist. I have to admit that the Saxophone was much easier for my liking!

So so so, Sunday comes and this is the first time the band came together (still with instruments missing, like the flute and a keyboard percussionist). It was insane, we had a good rehearsal. Monday was the first official dressed rehearsal, so we got to the theatre, we still haven't seen the supposed flutist yet, so I filled in for yet another rehearsal on flute. However, today, Andy found himself a percussionist! One of the cast member's brother is in fact a percussionist. But we soon realised he didn't have a drum kit. But guess what! Science Revue gave me a good contact to a percussionst! And so I called and inquired about a drum kit, that same night, we officially have drums!!! *Badum Chink*

It was heaps of fun. Then comes Tuesday, this was the night when Alan couldn't make it, so Damian (ex-director of MUSE, currently doing his B Mus (Comp) at the Con) filled in. Then my creative juices flew that arvo and suggested to Andy, if we have 2 keyboards, and if Damian is free, why not have him on the keyboard, doing pitched percussion, and voila! We had a band together!

We played sooooo well! There was a few conductor solos in there, but hey! It happens.

I'm soooooooooooo empty now that Honk! is over :(

Anyway, back to breakfast, it's getting cold.
Alvin
Luv to all!